Watching the Wolf Man:
http://youtu.be/1KLSKwrJ9Wc
http://youtu.be/1KLSKwrJ9Wc
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I feel me and Alyson have hit a milestone in our early parenting lives. More Alyson than me, being a germaphobe and all. Last night we're having family time, the four of us, before bed. I go to move Tham's blanket so he can lay on it, and it's wet. After moving his blanket, I see this wetness is not only on his blanket, but also the blanket me and Alyson use and the fresh sheets Alyson JUST put on. My first thought...f***ing Tham Cruz. But Tham goes over to sniff the liquid...and starts licking it. Tham does a lot of nasty things, including eating his poop, but he has never drank his own pee. We figure out that it came from Mr. Wolf Ryder, since EVERY TIME he pees it somehow leaks out of his diaper and onto his clothes, swaddle, and apparently anything else in his vicinity.
Here is where it occurs. I ask Alyson, "Well...you want me to wash and dry everything before we go to bed?" [It's a little after 11pm] Alyson looks at Wolfgang, looks at the sheets...,"fuck it." Alyson knowingly slept in sheets with, not even dry, pee on the sheets. Wolfgang, if you ever read this one day, know you helped your mother break a barrier she fights on a daily basis. So, me and Alyson slept with a pee blanket on pee sheets with a pee licking dog. It's amazing what a newborn and a little sleep deprivation can do to your standards. -DL |